Britney Spears Knows How to Keep her Private Parts in a Stupid Way

According to Page Six, Britney even went so far as to strip down to nothing but her underwear at and L.A. club last week.

While the pop tart did manage to keep her private parts hidden from the cameras, she stripped down to her bra and miniskirt at a burlesque show late Thursday night. Spears, who has been told repeatedly to stay away from party girl Paris Hilton, stopped by L.A. nightclub Forty Deuce with friends for the club's "Jelly Night" - and wanted to get in on the action. The recently single mother of two celebrated her "newfound freedom" by drinking a martini. She was also seen smoking and dancing. A rep for Spears had no comment.